Monday, August 27, 2007

I Heart Tracy Morgan!

idontremember.

ok, to the left is an image of a gentleman at last night's steelers vs. eagles game who is apparently enjoying his iphone more than the game itself. big waste of a $75 ticket. he's not adding a contact info of his new friend in row 29, he's not calculating a tip for the beer guy in front of him he's not adding real time stats to his steelers fan site...he's fingering....pleasuring....sexing his iphone. i am a giant geek for technology....some people (who are dicks) call me a technosexual. whatever.
to all of you, like myself, that have an iphone, take a hard look at this picture and remember it the next time you find yourself ignoring your wife/family, friends, sporting event...anything real...put the phone away and just experience life, friends, even the a-holes surrounding you. they're fun, useful and extremely cool...just don't forget that we look like total dorks to everyone else...especially when we dress in orange creamsicle colored buttondowns. change your shirt, disconnect, and live a little.
photo: andy peacock

Friday, August 24, 2007

Something very strange happened to my mac today...



Why Starbucks, Why?!!!?!?!?!

i have thoroughly enjoyed a venti cinnamon mocha with no whipped cream for going on 4 years now, and today i find out that come tuesday, they will be discontinuing the cinnamon syrup for good. i am angry, let down, hurt, and sad all at once. a true sign of an addict. 7-11 mocha cappuccino's here i come! screw you starbucks.

Thursday, August 23, 2007

New Britney Spears Song ***LEAKED***


Listen to it HERE



visit http://pmemusic.com for more funny stuff.

Saturday, August 18, 2007

RIAA= Recording Industry's Association of A-holes


this kid is getting screwed. the RIAA is giving him 38 days to contact their lawyers to settle a piracy grievance with them for songs that he didn't even steal. this may be a fradulent letter that he has recieved...but if it's not the RIAA are really the SOB's that i thought they were.

digg this: Read the story

Friday, August 17, 2007

My first iPhone post.

Well, here it is, my very first iPhone post. I had to post in the edit html section for some reason. Not sure about that...but all in all pretty cool. Stupid that I can't add an image from my phone. Hoprfully google will pick up the slack an make blogger more iphone friendly.

Saturday, August 4, 2007

Brilliance.

i watched about 6 episodes of flight of the conchords last night into this morning. i've been tryinng to watch this show since sopranos finished and haven't been able to catch more than almost one episode. all i can say is wow.

Thursday, August 2, 2007

Common: Finding Forever

two years and almost two months after his prior release "be", common finally dropped his new album this week. i must say that common has really grown to be one of my favorite artists of all time. dropping superb beats flavored with east cost breaks and that sweet chi-town style that he has captured so well, this record "finding forever" proves to be right where he left off in 05'. if you are a fan of hip hop and haven't heard of him, i suggest you pick this one up along with "be". if you know of common, you most likely already have this record in your hands.
special guests include wil.i.am (production), j dilla (production), d'angelo, kanye (vox and production), and lily allen.

like most artists he's evolved a bit from his last release, but the same smooth flow over top of his same sick and intelligent rhythms make this album an instant classic...in my book anyways. maybe he'll get a Grammy for this one...i will be crossing my fingers.

what i didn't like:
kanye west should stick to producing. he totally stole from this record's appeal. his rhymes are stupid and totally predictable. i really wish he would just stick to ruining his own albums.

all in all...i give it 4 stars.

Tuesday, July 31, 2007

updates and stuff...

another long break between posts and no other excuse but busy, busy, busy. i've got a few things on the burner as of right now, and hope that some of all this craziness either pans out or just plain stops.

i have been pursuing PME (my comedy hip hop group) for about 4 years now and have recently had some further success since our radio debut last year. we are still actively looking for some representation and a contract but no luck as of yet (i am making some great contacts at work though) after a while the radio play dwindled and we were anticipating our new album. we dropped it, (our second record) last fall and finally (after a lot of crap) played out for the first time about a month ago. the show went great there was about 250 people there and surprisingly all screaming our lyrics right back at us. we've got to meet a TON of really cool people that have been loyally listening to us for a long time. i have to say, i've never been in a band before, played only one show and had so many people know my lines better than me :) i am also horribly out of shape. our set was like 20mins and i was totally killed afterwards...in my defense, i did run around like an a-hole the whole time. we're booked again in september...a little over a year since "attack of the crackels" dropped and only playing our second show. it's really cool to see how much hype we can build before we play out though...i think this way is better than just playing every month and overkilling it. we're recording again...actually we have just confirmed dan weyandt from ZAO will guest on this new one (for those of you who know dan...he will be screaming). about 6 songs are developing and we should be done by christmas.

the lucky strikes (my other band) are still playing about 3 times a month. we have played some larger shows than we're used to lately and we've got one coming up in pittsburgh that will be especially big. we're playing the DVE steelers tailgate party and also possibly the dve coffee house on 102.5 fm in sept. we are really looking forward to that show. we're also planning to record sometime before next year.

the fabulous grundle brothers are still playing our weekly open mic night at scooby's in greensburg. things are going well there too, we've been seeing some great crowds and having a lot of fun.

i just realized that i had an unmoderated comment about my googenshizer brew that i made a while back...justin, it turned out really well. i decided to add a pound of clover honey to the mix and it really paid off. i only made about 50 bottles and after my family and friends all got theirs, well...i have 2 bottles left...i suppose that means that it was a success! here's a picture. looks good huh? it's still fermenting in the bottles so i can assume that it's 28% alcohol by now.













oh what else...work is still really busy, although the video stuff has slowed considerably. training camp has started for the steelers and i have been @ camp once a week to film and take pictures for the DVE steelers page. on top of all this, i have been freelancing in what little spare time i have. kelli and the dogs are doing very well...here are some pictures...

me and kelli @ jam night














stewie (black) and squiggy (brown). chillaxin on the couch.














dj bonics from 96.1 Kiss FM joins us (the fabulous grundle brothers) at jam night.














well kids, until next time
(which i hope will be sooner than later...)

Monday, June 4, 2007

Where I've been...

jeez...it seems like a year since i've last posted. there has been so much going on with my new job in the past 4 months. as many of you know, i am working for clearchannel broadcasting doing some really cool web video stuff. obviously, i've been busy as hell (hence the blog silence). so far so good though, i have to say that things are really going well.
so that chris can stop complaining, here's links to some of my work:

WDVE's Hairband Idol (* scotty, anthony & andy also on camera for this)
WDVE Comedians (*editing only...shooting was scotty ganoosh)
WDVE Coffeehouse (*scotty shot here too)

96.1 CRIBS (fergie edition)
Morning Freakshow w/ Mikey & Bob <--this is a mixed bag...the vids @ the bottom are older and unfortunately, not my work

otherwise...things are going well. kelli and the pups are great. the lucky strikes are booking the summer, so that's controlling my weekends, and the grundles are still on sundays.

i'm hoping to grab some time off for another LA trip next month, and a mexican vacation later this fall. i have some really cool pictures that i will post soon... until then, peace.

Saturday, February 24, 2007

Reno 911! Miami


911! is really one of the funniest shows on television....well sorta, they haven't shot a new season for a while. but here's why. this insanely comedic cast has made a movie! members of a previous show on here's another one to check out. renomtv back in the day called "the state" these sketch comedians will leave you laughing with this fake reality cops show about a group of troopers that totally suck at law enforcement, their lives, and really everything. i was listening to xm comedy yesterday when this movie released and they were interviewing the cast, who was in character, and completely ridiculous. see this movie. i will too, then i'll write about it again and tell you that it rocked! thank you comedy central for taking a chance with these guys.

here's the trailer...

so what do you get when you cast nicholson, damon, dicaprio, wahlberg, sheen, and baldwin for the same movie? a masterpiece. kudos scorcese...kudos. i love this movie, i've watched it 7 times not including in the theater, and loved it even more each time. the acting, direction, story make this film an instant classic. truly his best work since goodfellas, and definately the best movie this year. close second, of course, is borat. if you haven't seen this flick yet, there's something wrong with you...here's a review to entice you...

After the dolled-up theatrics of his last few features, from "Casino" (1995) up through "The Aviator" (2004), it's a kick to find director Martin Scorsese back in prime form, at least in the terrific first half of "The Departed." The second half of this Boston-set thriller, based on the sleek, more sparingly brutal 2002 Hong Kong export "Infernal Affairs," can't quite match it, despite a few bursts of startling violence handled as only a first-rate director can. One question that comes to mind during that second half is actor-related. If anyone other than Jack Nicholson had played the big, bad crime boss, would the film have been 10 or 15 minutes shorter, simply because NObody talks in a more preDICtable, meTHODical RHYthm, even when he's fully engaged, than Jack NICHolson?

In his third meetup with Scorsese, following "Gangs of New York" and "The Aviator," top-billed Leonardo DiCaprio plays Billy Costigan, a Massachusetts police academy cadet. Costigan's mobbed-up South Boston family makes him dubious cop material but excellent fodder for undercover work. Taking orders from Capt. Queenan (Martin Sheen) and endless grief from Queenan's number two (Mark Wahlberg), Costigan infiltrates the inner sanctum of Costello, played by Nicholson. After a year the strain of all the lying and, for DiCaprio, all the brow-furrowing, starts eating at him.

Nicholson's Costello has planted his own mole among the police. He is the stalwart-seeming Special Investigations Unit officer Colin Sullivan, played by Matt Damon. While trying to learn the identity of the undercover rat, Sullivan deceives everyone, including his lover (Vera Farmiga, whose angular features look stolen from a Modigliani painting), the state police department shrink, who's drawn to Costigan as well.

This is not daisy-fresh narrative territory. Scorsese hasn't so much improved upon a fine, trim thriller (the Hong Kong version was 50 minutes shorter) as pulled a grandiose and confident variation on it. Remarkably, for much of "The Departed" Scorsese and screenwriter William Monahan balance the parallel stories of Costigan and Sullivan flawlessly. Aided by the razor-sharp editing of Scorsese regular Thelma Schoonmaker, the film's technique and pacing allows you to enjoy Monahan's ripest dialogue without worrying about who's uncovering whom.

Monahan used to write for Spy magazine, and it shows. "Do you want to be a cop or do you want to appear to be a cop?" Sheen asks DiCaprio, casually. Announcing a new mode of cell phone surveillance being used on Nicholson's gang, Capt. Ellerby (Alec Baldwin) jumps up and down like a kid on Christmas morning. "Patriot Act, Patriot Act--I love it!" he says. In a saloon where DiCaprio has just walloped somebody to a pulp, a Nicholson associate warns him that the injured party ranked halfway between "not a guy you can't hit" and "not quite a guy you can't hit." David Mamet would be proud of such distinctions.

While Nicholson relishes his role, there is such a thing as too much relish. "The Departed" overexploits its villain, or that's how it seems with Nicholson playing him. The actor has become a curious case of someone full of surprises in the most unsurprising way. Nicholson has a ball wrapping his mouth around the grunge-Runyon argot, but it's all play-acting all the time. That's the idea in "The Departed"; everyone's acting a role. But would it kill Nicholson to hurry it up for once? He's in a Scorsese movie, for heaven's sake.

DiCaprio and Damon are fine, but in a mobbed-up, copper-ridden genre exercise like this you tend to notice the players with the natural authority. The guys here are Baldwin and Wahlberg, who not coincidentally get all the best zingers. As a loyal Costello underling, British actor Ray Winstone likewise nails each slack-jawed look and weary realization of his lot in life like a master.

Certain things the director does here he has done before and he will no doubt do again. Many times Scorsese not-so-subtly cranks up the volume on the background music whenever violence is about to explode. He adds impish visual touches such as silent movie-style iris shots, as well as cuts and compositions recalling "The Third Man" and "Psycho." The best of "The Departed" moves with the assurance and swiftness of "GoodFellas." The most expendable stuff in it, by contrast, is just that--stuff that slows the narrative without making it any more important or meaningful.

The film makes a stab at social commentary, by way of Costigan's raging class issues. It also makes a stab at Scorsese's familiar theme of corrupt fathers and vulnerable sons. But what's a couple of knife-stabs against so many guns? "The Departed" exists in a movie-place about as far from personal statements as a storied director can get. Maybe those days for Scorsese are long gone. But Scorsese's sense of craft remains sure.


here's the trailer...

Friday, February 23, 2007

holy crap...i'm back!

in the past month...

the world famous in-n-out burger.


sweet santa monica sunset


my brew "googenshizer"


dave and i just before the flight to LA




this has been the longest "non-posting" period during the life of this blog. i have been unbelievably busy in the past month, and just haven't had the time or energy to post. lemme catch you up...

about a month ago, i decided to stop freelancing and take a job that has given me quite an opportunity to further myself and my career...i have to say that it's nice to finally work for a company that isn't full of crap, won't take advantage of it's employees, and is actually a real company, not just a bunch of idiots who have no idea what they're doing. i have a great, but demanding job which is overall, very cool! the drawback...i leave at 6:30a and get home at 7p.

right after i decided to take the job, my wife, myself, and my friend dave left for a quick trip to LA. the trip was great...quite therapeutic, and we saw p. diddy, brooke hogan & t.i. we visited some friends that we haven't seen in over a year and went bowling at the alley where they filmed the big lebowski. <---i still haven't got that video together yet...sorry.

what i haven't done... talked to my dad (miss you man), watched little miss sunshine, cleaned the house, spent enough time with the dogs, recorded, blogged, talked to my friends, hit the bar, washed my car, tasted my beer enough, brewed a new batch, seen the departed more than 6 times (boo!), stopped running around like and idiot, filled my gas tank less than thrice a week, and tons more that i was so used to having time to do while working from home. now my time is spent working or driving there...god knows how hard it will be to take care of the pool and grass this summer. i suppose we'll have to hire.

things i have recently enjoyed... a small portion of my micro brew "goodgen-shizer" ...coming to a bar near you ;) , the sarah silverman show, video production, reading about the sirius/XM merger, karaoke contests, working with a really good friend of mine, xm comedy channel 150 during rush hour on the parkway, the departed, the devil wears prada (no, i'm not gay)...just a good husband. ok so that's all for now... i promise that it won't take me so long to post next time!
see you soon...

Friday, February 9, 2007

Ahhhh! no connection.


yo yo yo! we'e got TONS of video to post...but limited connection. i'm trying hard to get all of this stuff together, and hopefully will tonight. we're going bowling at the lanes from the big lebowski today and we'll have some clips of that too...see you soon!
~shizer

Wednesday, February 7, 2007

Goin' 2 Cali!

sorry for the big delay in posts...i stopped freelancing and got a new job. we booked this trip to california a while back....so i was able to still go cause my anthony and andy are awesome! thanks guys! anyways, we're video blogging the whole trip so here's our first installment....

Sunday, January 28, 2007

Miller Lite Is The Greatest Beer in the WORLD!

ok...maybe i'm drunk...maybe i've had one too many. but there's always a reason for miller. maybe it's because it doesn't give me diarrhea...maybe it's because it helps me keep my girlish figure (no it doesn't give you man boobies). i love miller lite. it just works for me...believe me, it's definitely once a week that i have more than 1. it used to be a daily. :) back in college...but i graduated, got married and now have "sponsabilities". either way, i don't care if you don't like it, or would rather drink your $5 bottles of crap. if it's available...drink it. love it. questions? ask the miller man himself, my man eddie daroza. he'll fill you in.

Monday, January 22, 2007

Lady Sovereign = Idiot.

if there was an idiot of the year awards show, she'd take them all. lady sovereign, who should have stayed in england, is now filling our ears with total shizer. i guess she's trying to come off as a bad ass...i don't know...i can tell you that i'm DEFINITELY afraid of white people with corn rows. how can she sleep at night knowing that she ruined all those beats with her crappy voice?! get back on the plane and go home...where apparently talent doesn't matter.

Friday, January 19, 2007

Brewing My Own Beer!

today, i went with my uncle to a home brewing supply store to gather the goods that i will need to brew my own beer. its my own creation, a mix of some really great german barleys (munich and light crystal) and some really great smelling hops (hallertau: german and saaz: czech). the outcome will hopefully be a really great porter with a rich but not overpowering flavor with an incredible finish. if the brew turns out well, i'll give it a name and post the recipe. i'm very excited to see what happens!

Thursday, January 18, 2007

The Puppies Are Tired!

my wife and i watched wedding crashers tonight and our dogs crashed out!

here's the photos: