The Tight Whities - F*** You (feat. MC $ $hot)

The First EVER 1TB Pirate Server!

Here's a pic of the first ever 1TB pirate server made specifically for pirating software, music and movies...

iPhone Cases

i've searched and searched and searched for a great iphone case in the stores and on the net and the best one i ould come up with until today was the rubber incase. cool for a few weeks, then it stretched out and exposed the shiny aluminum edges of my phone and scratched. boo.
outside of the clear film on the glass, my phone is now naked to the elements and the risk of my dumbass dropping it.
my friend anthony aimed me at vajacase.com and WOW!

this is their newest creation (ivolution) made from 100% Argentinian leather and hand made. oh yea, did i mention FULLY CUSTOMIZABLE!?!?

this case is $80 and you can choose 2 tones one for the front and one for the back.

there's also about 10 different styles made specifically for the iphone.

i am ordering the one below for my wife for christmas...maybe one for me too! i will take pics and post when it comes in!

Kanye...you're an idiot.

so i've been watching this fake fight between kanye and 50 for about 2 (or so) weeks now...knowing that it was just a stunt to sell more records. i totally expect this kind of shit from kanye...he's a bitch and he also knows that "graduation" his upcoming record that drops on tuesday is terrible. i know cause i heard it, there's maybe 1 good song and it's one that's got a ton of guest appearances on it...and kanye raps the least. how many times can you rap about the same stuff? it's been 3 albums now and you're really just repeating yourself. i wouldn't even take the new record as a gift...boo.

i definately did not expect this from 50 though...i am majorly disappointed.

look guys, we're not stupid. your fans can see through this crap really easy, and all it takes is one person to call you a sell out, a liar, a fake...and before you know it no one is buying your records.

people are stealing your records, that's for sure. a stunt for sales like this makes people want to steal it even more.

side note:

apparently, kanye admitted that this feud was all a sham at the VMA's last night...and he flipped out too :)

"According to several sources backstage at the 2007 MTV Video Music Awards — and a report published late Sunday night by The Associated Press — West lost it again, this time because his performance of "Stronger" took place in the Palms' Hugh Hefner Sky Villa and not on the main stage..."

"Kanye was watching the closing performance [a medley featuring Justin Timberlake, Timbaland and Nelly Furtado] on a closed-circuit monitor, and he started getting upset," a source who was backstage told MTV News. "He started asking anyone who'd listen why he wasn't allowed to perform on the main stage. 'Why did I perform in just a suite?' he was saying. 'Justin's my boy, but even he gets to perform in both a suite and on the main stage? Something's wrong here.' "

"He said, 'Brit hasn't had a hit in like 5 million years and she opens the show?!?' " the source said.

A spokesperson for West's label, Def Jam, had no comment as of press time.

(quotes from mtv.com)

Dear Michael, usted es un suma retarda.

Dear Michael,
have you ever heard of marc anthony, enrique iglesias, ricky martin? Look buddy, the latino music craze in american main stream pop was over when carlos santana sold out with his giant comeback record "collaborations with terrible artists: songs to kill yourself to" in 1999 (don't quote me on that title :). if you don't remember that record... "smooth" by direct mexican decendant rob thomas swept the nation and was on the radio 6 times an hour...maybe even more radio play than effing hootie. your new song is completely terrible. your spanglish is just as bad as your tendencies to touch small children. give it up. it's over. please go away. you were once amazing, off the wall was incredible..."we are the world" and "alcohol and cookies with children in bed" started your gay downfall and now it's just ridiculous. the shark has been jumped, and the dead horse beaten. stop it. it's timberlake's turn now :)

love,
the world

today, MJ's new song was leaked. it's really crappy.
listen to his new track here.

No more foot tapping to music in the men's room!

wide stances while you pee? not so gay. foot tapping in a men's room?...a little gay. wearing a cosby sweater while getting your picture taken with wyatt earp at an old west convention?...you've blown your cover bra...you're gay.

you gotta hand it to larry craig...well...um...i guess he wanted someone to "hand" it to him. on june 11 he attempted to get an HJ from a dude in an airport bathroom by tapping his foot in a "signal often used by persons communicating a desire to engage in sexual conduct."
he then found himself handing a business card to an undercover police officer (who was in the stall beside him) saying "what do you think about that", in apparent efforts to get off the hook.

i'm not one for groping in the men's room, nor am i down with bathroom sex favor signals..but foot tapping?!?! what is that?

the "anti-gay" senator then proceeded to say things like "i am not gay, i have never been gay" and that he has "a wide stance when going to the bathroom."

i've noticed around the office bathroom stalls this week that everyone is peeing with their feet together...to avoid misconceptions. :)

**i was actually holding back from this post, but i found this picture and had to do it.**

Piracy is Easy! Just Visit Your Local Library!

forget the bittorrent, *limewire, itunes, napster, hell forget the internet completely! i'm not totally sure how it works around the rest of the country, but as for pittsburgh local libraries go, they're your one stop shop for almost any record/dvd that you're looking for. like this for instance...the carnegie library for pete sake...offering DVD's (even adult titles), CD's and yes, beautiful VHS! do you think that we're stupid RIAA? do you expect people to NOT pirate those titles/albums?
i also love the fact that if you'd like a specific title and the library doesn't have it in stock, they'll ship it from another library FOR FREE! this is incredible...in fact, out side of bootlegs (illegal theater recordings and live show recordings), the public library system is probably responsible for a sizable percentage of pirated content on the web. i'd put my bottom dollar on it! do you pirate from local libraries? if you do and have more info on their CD/DVD offerings, and your personal experience, i'd love to hear about it! just comment anonymously :)
suck on that RIAA! You're totally asking for it!

Mike Tomlin Thinks Officials Are Idiots.

just another reason why i love mike tomlin...(read between the lines :)

I Heart Tracy Morgan!

idontremember.

ok, to the left is an image of a gentleman at last night's steelers vs. eagles game who is apparently enjoying his iphone more than the game itself. big waste of a $75 ticket. he's not adding a contact info of his new friend in row 29, he's not calculating a tip for the beer guy in front of him he's not adding real time stats to his steelers fan site...he's fingering....pleasuring....sexing his iphone. i am a giant geek for technology....some people (who are dicks) call me a technosexual. whatever.
to all of you, like myself, that have an iphone, take a hard look at this picture and remember it the next time you find yourself ignoring your wife/family, friends, sporting event...anything real...put the phone away and just experience life, friends, even the a-holes surrounding you. they're fun, useful and extremely cool...just don't forget that we look like total dorks to everyone else...especially when we dress in orange creamsicle colored buttondowns. change your shirt, disconnect, and live a little.
photo: andy peacock

Something very strange happened to my mac today...

Why Starbucks, Why?!!!?!?!?!

i have thoroughly enjoyed a venti cinnamon mocha with no whipped cream for going on 4 years now, and today i find out that come tuesday, they will be discontinuing the cinnamon syrup for good. i am angry, let down, hurt, and sad all at once. a true sign of an addict. 7-11 mocha cappuccino's here i come! screw you starbucks.

New Britney Spears Song ***LEAKED***

Listen to it HERE

visit http://pmemusic.com for more funny stuff.

RIAA= Recording Industry's Association of A-holes

this kid is getting screwed. the RIAA is giving him 38 days to contact their lawyers to settle a piracy grievance with them for songs that he didn't even steal. this may be a fradulent letter that he has recieved...but if it's not the RIAA are really the SOB's that i thought they were.

digg this: Read the story

My first iPhone post.

Well, here it is, my very first iPhone post. I had to post in the edit html section for some reason. Not sure about that...but all in all pretty cool. Stupid that I can't add an image from my phone. Hoprfully google will pick up the slack an make blogger more iphone friendly.

Brilliance.

i watched about 6 episodes of flight of the conchords last night into this morning. i've been tryinng to watch this show since sopranos finished and haven't been able to catch more than almost one episode. all i can say is wow.

Common: Finding Forever

two years and almost two months after his prior release "be", common finally dropped his new album this week. i must say that common has really grown to be one of my favorite artists of all time. dropping superb beats flavored with east cost breaks and that sweet chi-town style that he has captured so well, this record "finding forever" proves to be right where he left off in 05'. if you are a fan of hip hop and haven't heard of him, i suggest you pick this one up along with "be". if you know of common, you most likely already have this record in your hands.
special guests include wil.i.am (production), j dilla (production), d'angelo, kanye (vox and production), and lily allen.

like most artists he's evolved a bit from his last release, but the same smooth flow over top of his same sick and intelligent rhythms make this album an instant classic...in my book anyways. maybe he'll get a Grammy for this one...i will be crossing my fingers.

what i didn't like:
kanye west should stick to producing. he totally stole from this record's appeal. his rhymes are stupid and totally predictable. i really wish he would just stick to ruining his own albums.

all in all...i give it 4 stars.

updates and stuff...

another long break between posts and no other excuse but busy, busy, busy. i've got a few things on the burner as of right now, and hope that some of all this craziness either pans out or just plain stops.

i have been pursuing PME (my comedy hip hop group) for about 4 years now and have recently had some further success since our radio debut last year. we are still actively looking for some representation and a contract but no luck as of yet (i am making some great contacts at work though) after a while the radio play dwindled and we were anticipating our new album. we dropped it, (our second record) last fall and finally (after a lot of crap) played out for the first time about a month ago. the show went great there was about 250 people there and surprisingly all screaming our lyrics right back at us. we've got to meet a TON of really cool people that have been loyally listening to us for a long time. i have to say, i've never been in a band before, played only one show and had so many people know my lines better than me :) i am also horribly out of shape. our set was like 20mins and i was totally killed afterwards...in my defense, i did run around like an a-hole the whole time. we're booked again in september...a little over a year since "attack of the crackels" dropped and only playing our second show. it's really cool to see how much hype we can build before we play out though...i think this way is better than just playing every month and overkilling it. we're recording again...actually we have just confirmed dan weyandt from ZAO will guest on this new one (for those of you who know dan...he will be screaming). about 6 songs are developing and we should be done by christmas.

the lucky strikes (my other band) are still playing about 3 times a month. we have played some larger shows than we're used to lately and we've got one coming up in pittsburgh that will be especially big. we're playing the DVE steelers tailgate party and also possibly the dve coffee house on 102.5 fm in sept. we are really looking forward to that show. we're also planning to record sometime before next year.

the fabulous grundle brothers are still playing our weekly open mic night at scooby's in greensburg. things are going well there too, we've been seeing some great crowds and having a lot of fun.

i just realized that i had an unmoderated comment about my googenshizer brew that i made a while back...justin, it turned out really well. i decided to add a pound of clover honey to the mix and it really paid off. i only made about 50 bottles and after my family and friends all got theirs, well...i have 2 bottles left...i suppose that means that it was a success! here's a picture. looks good huh? it's still fermenting in the bottles so i can assume that it's 28% alcohol by now.













oh what else...work is still really busy, although the video stuff has slowed considerably. training camp has started for the steelers and i have been @ camp once a week to film and take pictures for the DVE steelers page. on top of all this, i have been freelancing in what little spare time i have. kelli and the dogs are doing very well...here are some pictures...

me and kelli @ jam night














stewie (black) and squiggy (brown). chillaxin on the couch.














dj bonics from 96.1 Kiss FM joins us (the fabulous grundle brothers) at jam night.














well kids, until next time
(which i hope will be sooner than later...)

Where I've been...

jeez...it seems like a year since i've last posted. there has been so much going on with my new job in the past 4 months. as many of you know, i am working for clearchannel broadcasting doing some really cool web video stuff. obviously, i've been busy as hell (hence the blog silence). so far so good though, i have to say that things are really going well.
so that chris can stop complaining, here's links to some of my work:

WDVE's Hairband Idol (* scotty, anthony & andy also on camera for this)
WDVE Comedians (*editing only...shooting was scotty ganoosh)
WDVE Coffeehouse (*scotty shot here too)

96.1 CRIBS (fergie edition)
Morning Freakshow w/ Mikey & Bob <--this is a mixed bag...the vids @ the bottom are older and unfortunately, not my work

otherwise...things are going well. kelli and the pups are great. the lucky strikes are booking the summer, so that's controlling my weekends, and the grundles are still on sundays.

i'm hoping to grab some time off for another LA trip next month, and a mexican vacation later this fall. i have some really cool pictures that i will post soon... until then, peace.

Reno 911! Miami

911! is really one of the funniest shows on television....well sorta, they haven't shot a new season for a while. but here's why. this insanely comedic cast has made a movie! members of a previous show on here's another one to check out. renomtv back in the day called "the state" these sketch comedians will leave you laughing with this fake reality cops show about a group of troopers that totally suck at law enforcement, their lives, and really everything. i was listening to xm comedy yesterday when this movie released and they were interviewing the cast, who was in character, and completely ridiculous. see this movie. i will too, then i'll write about it again and tell you that it rocked! thank you comedy central for taking a chance with these guys.

here's the trailer...