No more foot tapping to music in the men's room!

wide stances while you pee? not so gay. foot tapping in a men's room?...a little gay. wearing a cosby sweater while getting your picture taken with wyatt earp at an old west convention?...you've blown your cover bra...you're gay.

you gotta hand it to larry craig...well...um...i guess he wanted someone to "hand" it to him. on june 11 he attempted to get an HJ from a dude in an airport bathroom by tapping his foot in a "signal often used by persons communicating a desire to engage in sexual conduct."
he then found himself handing a business card to an undercover police officer (who was in the stall beside him) saying "what do you think about that", in apparent efforts to get off the hook.

i'm not one for groping in the men's room, nor am i down with bathroom sex favor signals..but foot tapping?!?! what is that?

the "anti-gay" senator then proceeded to say things like "i am not gay, i have never been gay" and that he has "a wide stance when going to the bathroom."

i've noticed around the office bathroom stalls this week that everyone is peeing with their feet together...to avoid misconceptions. :)

**i was actually holding back from this post, but i found this picture and had to do it.**

Piracy is Easy! Just Visit Your Local Library!

forget the bittorrent, *limewire, itunes, napster, hell forget the internet completely! i'm not totally sure how it works around the rest of the country, but as for pittsburgh local libraries go, they're your one stop shop for almost any record/dvd that you're looking for. like this for instance...the carnegie library for pete sake...offering DVD's (even adult titles), CD's and yes, beautiful VHS! do you think that we're stupid RIAA? do you expect people to NOT pirate those titles/albums?
i also love the fact that if you'd like a specific title and the library doesn't have it in stock, they'll ship it from another library FOR FREE! this is incredible...in fact, out side of bootlegs (illegal theater recordings and live show recordings), the public library system is probably responsible for a sizable percentage of pirated content on the web. i'd put my bottom dollar on it! do you pirate from local libraries? if you do and have more info on their CD/DVD offerings, and your personal experience, i'd love to hear about it! just comment anonymously :)
suck on that RIAA! You're totally asking for it!

Mike Tomlin Thinks Officials Are Idiots.

just another reason why i love mike tomlin...(read between the lines :)

I Heart Tracy Morgan!

idontremember.

ok, to the left is an image of a gentleman at last night's steelers vs. eagles game who is apparently enjoying his iphone more than the game itself. big waste of a $75 ticket. he's not adding a contact info of his new friend in row 29, he's not calculating a tip for the beer guy in front of him he's not adding real time stats to his steelers fan site...he's fingering....pleasuring....sexing his iphone. i am a giant geek for technology....some people (who are dicks) call me a technosexual. whatever.
to all of you, like myself, that have an iphone, take a hard look at this picture and remember it the next time you find yourself ignoring your wife/family, friends, sporting event...anything real...put the phone away and just experience life, friends, even the a-holes surrounding you. they're fun, useful and extremely cool...just don't forget that we look like total dorks to everyone else...especially when we dress in orange creamsicle colored buttondowns. change your shirt, disconnect, and live a little.
photo: andy peacock

Something very strange happened to my mac today...

Why Starbucks, Why?!!!?!?!?!

i have thoroughly enjoyed a venti cinnamon mocha with no whipped cream for going on 4 years now, and today i find out that come tuesday, they will be discontinuing the cinnamon syrup for good. i am angry, let down, hurt, and sad all at once. a true sign of an addict. 7-11 mocha cappuccino's here i come! screw you starbucks.

New Britney Spears Song ***LEAKED***

Listen to it HERE

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RIAA= Recording Industry's Association of A-holes

this kid is getting screwed. the RIAA is giving him 38 days to contact their lawyers to settle a piracy grievance with them for songs that he didn't even steal. this may be a fradulent letter that he has recieved...but if it's not the RIAA are really the SOB's that i thought they were.

digg this: Read the story

My first iPhone post.

Well, here it is, my very first iPhone post. I had to post in the edit html section for some reason. Not sure about that...but all in all pretty cool. Stupid that I can't add an image from my phone. Hoprfully google will pick up the slack an make blogger more iphone friendly.

Brilliance.

i watched about 6 episodes of flight of the conchords last night into this morning. i've been tryinng to watch this show since sopranos finished and haven't been able to catch more than almost one episode. all i can say is wow.

Common: Finding Forever

two years and almost two months after his prior release "be", common finally dropped his new album this week. i must say that common has really grown to be one of my favorite artists of all time. dropping superb beats flavored with east cost breaks and that sweet chi-town style that he has captured so well, this record "finding forever" proves to be right where he left off in 05'. if you are a fan of hip hop and haven't heard of him, i suggest you pick this one up along with "be". if you know of common, you most likely already have this record in your hands.
special guests include wil.i.am (production), j dilla (production), d'angelo, kanye (vox and production), and lily allen.

like most artists he's evolved a bit from his last release, but the same smooth flow over top of his same sick and intelligent rhythms make this album an instant classic...in my book anyways. maybe he'll get a Grammy for this one...i will be crossing my fingers.

what i didn't like:
kanye west should stick to producing. he totally stole from this record's appeal. his rhymes are stupid and totally predictable. i really wish he would just stick to ruining his own albums.

all in all...i give it 4 stars.