Reno 911! Miami

911! is really one of the funniest shows on television....well sorta, they haven't shot a new season for a while. but here's why. this insanely comedic cast has made a movie! members of a previous show on here's another one to check out. renomtv back in the day called "the state" these sketch comedians will leave you laughing with this fake reality cops show about a group of troopers that totally suck at law enforcement, their lives, and really everything. i was listening to xm comedy yesterday when this movie released and they were interviewing the cast, who was in character, and completely ridiculous. see this movie. i will too, then i'll write about it again and tell you that it rocked! thank you comedy central for taking a chance with these guys.

here's the trailer...

so what do you get when you cast nicholson, damon, dicaprio, wahlberg, sheen, and baldwin for the same movie? a masterpiece. kudos scorcese...kudos. i love this movie, i've watched it 7 times not including in the theater, and loved it even more each time. the acting, direction, story make this film an instant classic. truly his best work since goodfellas, and definately the best movie this year. close second, of course, is borat. if you haven't seen this flick yet, there's something wrong with you...here's a review to entice you...

After the dolled-up theatrics of his last few features, from "Casino" (1995) up through "The Aviator" (2004), it's a kick to find director Martin Scorsese back in prime form, at least in the terrific first half of "The Departed." The second half of this Boston-set thriller, based on the sleek, more sparingly brutal 2002 Hong Kong export "Infernal Affairs," can't quite match it, despite a few bursts of startling violence handled as only a first-rate director can. One question that comes to mind during that second half is actor-related. If anyone other than Jack Nicholson had played the big, bad crime boss, would the film have been 10 or 15 minutes shorter, simply because NObody talks in a more preDICtable, meTHODical RHYthm, even when he's fully engaged, than Jack NICHolson?

In his third meetup with Scorsese, following "Gangs of New York" and "The Aviator," top-billed Leonardo DiCaprio plays Billy Costigan, a Massachusetts police academy cadet. Costigan's mobbed-up South Boston family makes him dubious cop material but excellent fodder for undercover work. Taking orders from Capt. Queenan (Martin Sheen) and endless grief from Queenan's number two (Mark Wahlberg), Costigan infiltrates the inner sanctum of Costello, played by Nicholson. After a year the strain of all the lying and, for DiCaprio, all the brow-furrowing, starts eating at him.

Nicholson's Costello has planted his own mole among the police. He is the stalwart-seeming Special Investigations Unit officer Colin Sullivan, played by Matt Damon. While trying to learn the identity of the undercover rat, Sullivan deceives everyone, including his lover (Vera Farmiga, whose angular features look stolen from a Modigliani painting), the state police department shrink, who's drawn to Costigan as well.

This is not daisy-fresh narrative territory. Scorsese hasn't so much improved upon a fine, trim thriller (the Hong Kong version was 50 minutes shorter) as pulled a grandiose and confident variation on it. Remarkably, for much of "The Departed" Scorsese and screenwriter William Monahan balance the parallel stories of Costigan and Sullivan flawlessly. Aided by the razor-sharp editing of Scorsese regular Thelma Schoonmaker, the film's technique and pacing allows you to enjoy Monahan's ripest dialogue without worrying about who's uncovering whom.

Monahan used to write for Spy magazine, and it shows. "Do you want to be a cop or do you want to appear to be a cop?" Sheen asks DiCaprio, casually. Announcing a new mode of cell phone surveillance being used on Nicholson's gang, Capt. Ellerby (Alec Baldwin) jumps up and down like a kid on Christmas morning. "Patriot Act, Patriot Act--I love it!" he says. In a saloon where DiCaprio has just walloped somebody to a pulp, a Nicholson associate warns him that the injured party ranked halfway between "not a guy you can't hit" and "not quite a guy you can't hit." David Mamet would be proud of such distinctions.

While Nicholson relishes his role, there is such a thing as too much relish. "The Departed" overexploits its villain, or that's how it seems with Nicholson playing him. The actor has become a curious case of someone full of surprises in the most unsurprising way. Nicholson has a ball wrapping his mouth around the grunge-Runyon argot, but it's all play-acting all the time. That's the idea in "The Departed"; everyone's acting a role. But would it kill Nicholson to hurry it up for once? He's in a Scorsese movie, for heaven's sake.

DiCaprio and Damon are fine, but in a mobbed-up, copper-ridden genre exercise like this you tend to notice the players with the natural authority. The guys here are Baldwin and Wahlberg, who not coincidentally get all the best zingers. As a loyal Costello underling, British actor Ray Winstone likewise nails each slack-jawed look and weary realization of his lot in life like a master.

Certain things the director does here he has done before and he will no doubt do again. Many times Scorsese not-so-subtly cranks up the volume on the background music whenever violence is about to explode. He adds impish visual touches such as silent movie-style iris shots, as well as cuts and compositions recalling "The Third Man" and "Psycho." The best of "The Departed" moves with the assurance and swiftness of "GoodFellas." The most expendable stuff in it, by contrast, is just that--stuff that slows the narrative without making it any more important or meaningful.

The film makes a stab at social commentary, by way of Costigan's raging class issues. It also makes a stab at Scorsese's familiar theme of corrupt fathers and vulnerable sons. But what's a couple of knife-stabs against so many guns? "The Departed" exists in a movie-place about as far from personal statements as a storied director can get. Maybe those days for Scorsese are long gone. But Scorsese's sense of craft remains sure.

Michael Phillips
Chicago Tribune

here's the trailer...

holy crap...i'm back!

in the past month...

the world famous in-n-out burger.

sweet santa monica sunset

my brew "googenshizer"

dave and i just before the flight to LA

this has been the longest "non-posting" period during the life of this blog. i have been unbelievably busy in the past month, and just haven't had the time or energy to post. lemme catch you up...

about a month ago, i decided to stop freelancing and take a job that has given me quite an opportunity to further myself and my career...i have to say that it's nice to finally work for a company that isn't full of crap, won't take advantage of it's employees, and is actually a real company, not just a bunch of idiots who have no idea what they're doing. i have a great, but demanding job which is overall, very cool! the drawback...i leave at 6:30a and get home at 7p.

right after i decided to take the job, my wife, myself, and my friend dave left for a quick trip to LA. the trip was great...quite therapeutic, and we saw p. diddy, brooke hogan & t.i. we visited some friends that we haven't seen in over a year and went bowling at the alley where they filmed the big lebowski. <---i still haven't got that video together yet...sorry.

what i haven't done... talked to my dad (miss you man), watched little miss sunshine, cleaned the house, spent enough time with the dogs, recorded, blogged, talked to my friends, hit the bar, washed my car, tasted my beer enough, brewed a new batch, seen the departed more than 6 times (boo!), stopped running around like and idiot, filled my gas tank less than thrice a week, and tons more that i was so used to having time to do while working from home. now my time is spent working or driving there...god knows how hard it will be to take care of the pool and grass this summer. i suppose we'll have to hire.

things i have recently enjoyed... a small portion of my micro brew "goodgen-shizer" ...coming to a bar near you ;) , the sarah silverman show, video production, reading about the sirius/XM merger, karaoke contests, working with a really good friend of mine, xm comedy channel 150 during rush hour on the parkway, the departed, the devil wears prada (no, i'm not gay)...just a good husband. ok so that's all for now... i promise that it won't take me so long to post next time!
see you soon...

Ahhhh! no connection.

yo yo yo! we'e got TONS of video to post...but limited connection. i'm trying hard to get all of this stuff together, and hopefully will tonight. we're going bowling at the lanes from the big lebowski today and we'll have some clips of that too...see you soon!
~shizer

Goin' 2 Cali!

sorry for the big delay in posts...i stopped freelancing and got a new job. we booked this trip to california a while back....so i was able to still go cause my anthony and andy are awesome! thanks guys! anyways, we're video blogging the whole trip so here's our first installment....